CHERRY FIZZ: BORN IN NORTHERN MICHIGAN. BANNED FROM THREE ORCHARDS. (Fun Fact: Unofficially sponsored by Northern Michigan, but they’ll never admit it.)

As retold dramatically by Gummy DeMarco, Rope Model / Cherry Festival Escapee / Fizz Whisperer

So there I was, waist-deep in a cherry orchard just outside Traverse City.

No shoes. No plan. Just vibes, a suspicious farmer’s market hat, and a can of expired LaCroix I mistook for sunscreen.

I’d gone north to “find myself,” which really meant "sleep in a yurt and aggressively sample local jams."

But something happened in those trees.

I bit into a cherry so tart, so electric, it rearranged my taste buds and briefly made me fluent in jazz.

Then I accidentally tripped into a fermentation barrel during a winery tour. When I emerged 12 hours later, I had one message and it was clear:

“Make it fizz. And make it strong.”

And thus, Dope Rope: Cherry Fizz was born.

200mg of THC wrapped in tangy, cherry-fueled sparkle.

Sweet. Sassy. Slightly scandalous. Just like that sommelier I accidentally flirted with.

Tastes like: If your favorite Michigan cherry took a bath in pop rocks and joined a 70s funk band. It fizzes. It bites. It politely demands your attention.

Snack Bless, – Gummy DeMarco, Rope Model / Former Cherry Picker / Uninvited Guest at the 2018 Cherry Queen Gala

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