THE GRAPE TRIP CHRONICLES

As scribbled in a hotel guestbook… by Gummy DeMarco, Rope Model / Purple Visionary / Travel Influencer to No One

I didn’t plan to take the trip.

I just opened a bag, took a bite, and woke up in what I thought was a vineyard.

Turns out, it was a laundromat with lavender lights and a guy playing jazz flute in the spin cycle.

That’s the power of Grape Trip.

200mg of chewy, juicy, purple-laced THC magic.

Each bite? Like if a grape got promoted to team leader of your serotonin.

Sweet, tangy, and just bold enough to make your mouth write poetry you’ll never admit to.

I started chewing around 3pm.

By 3:15 I was telling strangers I invented juice.

By 4:00 I had bought a lava lamp.

And by sunset? I was the lava lamp.

This isn’t just a flavor, it’s a vibe passport.

It doesn’t just hit… it teleports.

It tastes like nostalgia wearing roller skates and asking if you believe in parallel snack universes.

Why Grape Trip?

• Grape so juicy it should come with a towel.

• Chewy texture. Smooth high. Unreasonably happy taste buds.

• Made for late-night laughs, weird doodles, or staring at your ceiling like it’s a planetarium.

FYI: I just named my fridge "Donna Chill"

Snack Bless, – Gummy DeMarco, Rope Model / Grape Explorer / First-Ever Recipient of the Purple Vibes Lifetime Achievement Award

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