LIKE A PINEAPPLE STREET FIGHT IN A SMOOTHIE BAR

⚠️CAUTION: This ain’t your average island getaway (unless your island has bongo drums, hammocks, and a resident wizard named Blaze).

Dope Rope: Pineapple Power is 200mg of sweet-tart tropical thunder braided together like a friendship bracelet dipped in sunshine and regrettable karaoke decisions.

Tastes like: If a pineapple and a piña colada had a baby and raised it on good vibes, EDM, and vacation memes. You'll either start salsa dancing or cry-laugh through a bag of chips. Possibly both. Probably both.

What’s it good for?

🛋️ Couch lounging that feels like a beach nap

🧘‍♂️ Finding your center while surrounded by snack wrappers

🦜 Giving unsolicited life advice to parrots at the zoo

Why pick this rope over Nancy’s DIY “Spiritual Truffles”?

🧘 Delivers flavor, not existential crises or a man named Barry showing up

🍍 So tropical it should come with SPF

📋 More consistent than Nancy’s third eye during Mercury retrograde

Snack smart. Razz harder. Rope responsibly. Self-love > Six Packs

Snack Bless, – Gummy DeMarco, Rope Model / Full-time Vibe Technician / Snackfluencer

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